Mont Tremblant was quite a scene: a slopeside ski village with a hundred  stores, restaurants and bars, merged with a hotel complex. Big. I  ventured down to the start finish area and saw some of the mondo-racer  types finishing the 58K trail run. The finish area was on the Lac  Tremblant beach, after the racers ran straight through the middle of the  village. I imagined myself slipping underneath the surface after finishing the next day. The  podium was huge, as was the production the promoter pulled off,  something well integrated with the local businesses and Mont Tremblant  resort.
The MTBMind team came together in time for a couple of pics and  nervous reassurances before hitting the hay. Our 4:10 am alarm wasn't  needed after a night of hooting and hollering out in the street as  partiers, well, partied in displays of righteous inebriation on an echoey street. The start was 25K away. Steve's family sleepily carted us to the starting field and before we  knew the details, Dan started the race. I am seen here licking magic sleep crusties while poised for pain.

Game on. The same silly fast  start as a 2 hr XC race blasted away from me. I took up a position  alongside Katherine for a bit, hoping to survive what I thought  would be 6 to 7 hours of riding, feeling the weight of power bars, tools and tubes straining the fabric of my jersey, pulling the whole jersey back thus effectively strangling me until which time I loosened it to the point where oxygen resumed its flow into my bloodstream and my eyes reopened.
The first fields gave way to some nice  wooded singletrack over the farmland of Bertrand, president of art glass  designer thinkglass.com, and friend of Dan Desrochiers who had built  some trails for the heck of it. I came across him twice on the trail as  he clicked off some pics that he later sent my way via e-mail - including the promise that he'll race it next year. His trails were tight and had a nice  steep flow through lush Quebec woodland.


Eventually we came to the second checkpoint and feed  station. They were at 10K intervals throughout the race, manned by  great support people who'd grab my bike, fill my bottle and offer  bananas, PB&Js and boiled potatoes alongside hammer gel. I opted to  carry one bottle and refill it at every checkpoint, which worked  perfectly except for the 7th and 8th checkpoints which seemed VERY far  from one another, but maybe it was becasue of the something thousand  feet of climbing in between. At around 40K I rode up on Steve S and we  pedalled for the next 25-30K or so with James, who eventually finished  third in the three day full solo event. The guy can ride and after two  days of killing himself, eventually rode away from Steve and I when we  got to the 5K backside climb of Mont Tremblant. The climb was after what  I guess was 5 hours of riding and in 80 degree heat, up a fireroad in  the sun. 

Unlike the race's previous sensations, walking parts of the mountain was friggin' demoralizing except that when I reached the halfway  point, Tyler Merritt was laid out on a chairlift seat, regrouping or  sleeping or cursing but definitely not moved forward. Someone had it worse off than I, which gave me momentary relief until the road once again turned upward after a short descent. Like Steve, I rode the last supersteep to the  applause of 20 or so spectators, hoping that my show of force didn't  cost me in cramps later. As I crested and rode to the aid station, a  gentleman official informed me there was only 26 K to go. It seemed  impossible. I just didn't want to accept it, but there's nothing better  than riding to get to the finish and that I did, down down down the  white knuckle super fast hiking trail thinking "is this sucker ever  going end?"- I could hardly feel my hands but for the dull ache. At one  point I stalled out and flopped sideways while waiting for a guy to  extricate himself from some blowdown trailside. I didn't clip out and  the torque on left leg sent it's hamstring into a cramp. Oh! So there's  the cramping... It only reappeared once while walking up the next fire  road climb for an instant, which I poured water and electrolyte tabs  over. One tab for each bottle was my strategy and it worked fine. Somewhere along the way I ran out and I copped some water from Bob, another hardcore full solo racer and  threaded my way through more hillside bridge-laden trail. The  last 5 K was simply nonsense. It was fresh cut super twisty that would  be fun fresh, but sucked tired, 'cept for the lovely cascading waterfall. After finishing I realized I hike-a-biked it  during the eight hour of  the race, hence the uniformly applied  distinction as "sucky." At the end of it, there was a super steep  descent over some ledges slopeside which I ripped in order the distance  myself from an anonymous road racer. It was a surge to feel the end coming and soon I flew down the main street  lined with tourists spectating and yelling encouragements at the curiosity. The end in sight, I  spread my arms and relaxed after nine hours of saddle time and no flats.  I dropped my bike, shoes, jersey et al and waded into the water where I  immmersed myself, plunging into the underwater world of the lake.
The  lack of flats during this race was significant for me, having succumbed to the  Pinnadebacle a week earlier. Research shows that my method, and this is double secret, to prevent flats is  1. freak out over a Stan's No Tubes slow leak a few days before the  race, putting off my wrench who sees No Tubes as "an experiment", 2. carrying one tube in my jersey and another taped to the seatube, and  3. also carrying three 16oz CO2 cartridges, none of which were used in  any way except as sweet resistance training weight. And I mean really  sweeeet. Works purrfectly. I finished 18th in 9:04 or 8:53 depending on  which results are referenced and with a very big smile across my face as  first old guy of a not so huge field of 3. Meh. 

After the swim, Steve rolled in and before long, Ernie  and then Eric crossed the finish. Katherine,  kept the suspense high, arriving as the most happy finisher at 13 hours.  MTBMIND got it done that day and I'm still experiencing a solid sense of  satisfaction. Speaking of satisfaction, Paul Simoes,  oft-relegated-to-second-place demi-god, pulled out all the stops, riding in  harmony with the course in 7:40to win by more than 20 minutes. Paul had an awesome race performance and looked fresh on the podium after a brutal day on the  trails.
P.S. If you are or were a Wayne's World fan, you will have noticed the  references to my costume theme, something that was lost on, well, pretty much  everyone who saw me. As Garth Algar, I'm sure I rocked the biking world, or  definitely something really cool like that, like what Wayne would do if  he was... king... of the biking guys... riding bikes... on mountains.
Costumes  afford anonymity, which I put to good work while staring straight into  the face of a unsuspecting, shapely 20 year old race administrator  saying "Woah, you're Babelicious. If you were President, you'd be  Baberaham Lincoln." BTW, I didn't win the $500 costume contest. A three  day full solo guy with a red arrow mohawk did, a costume which we'd best be  quick to employ next year.